Discrimination is not a fine tradition, it is a vile nasty habit

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Ladies, Please Keep Off the Grass

You read it here, in a blog for goodness sake, written in the year 2009. Women must keep off the grass.

Had the boys not manage their clubs in the same fashion as AIG, they would have held onto the long tradition of discrimination at least a few more years. Now, they find themselves in the same boat as our bailed out bank buddies, autonomy manifested in Wall Street conferences in Florence go the way of prime tee times, burping, farting, and swearing in the MEN's Grill. When you rely on the public largess for your survival, you must play by the same rules as the peons do.

I know, I understand, it is just so unfair. After all, you only had a few swim clubs use the new pool, and the school golf teams were uninvited as soon as you know they might screw up your "private" status, what is a poor guy supposed to do, you ask?

You might start with the acceptance that you lost your privilege to discriminate as soon as you screwed up the course so bad, that members fled in haste. I have heard that acceptance is the first step in recovery, so how 'bout you come to terms with the fact that there are far more impressive courses available. It is tough, but there is life outside of the bubble and some of the courses in town do not have sand traps that flood daily. Some courses don't need to paint their fairways.

Brace yourself; the next statement will shock you. You may have had to resort to holding public events because, now get ready..... are you ready? Membership might have fallen, I'm just saying,..... it might have decreased, here we go..... because women,... now I told you this will hurt, but be strong,.... women will no longer agree to using their households' funds for services they can't use. Silly creatures. Gotta love 'em, but boy do they aggravate. They now expect to get something for their hard earned money.

What has this world come to? Civilization is lost. I tell ya, do you hear the sucking sound? We are circling the drain when men have to share their grills with girls.